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	<description>It&#039;s not all about the boobies</description>
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		<title>Johnny Depp is Tim Burton</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 08:48:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Inevitable Future of Tim Burton-Johnny Depp Movies &#8212; powered by Cracked.com]]></description>
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		<title>World&#8217;s Scariest Drug</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 08:01:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Moving Pictures]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Personally, I still think Krokodil is a bit more fucked up, but this is pretty messed up too. I think I&#8217;m going to add Columbia to a list of countries to just carpet bomb should I ever become president.]]></description>
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		<title>OK, I lolled</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 00:47:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lets Get Political]]></category>
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		<title>The most evil children</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 08:48:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I would probably cut off the age for calling some one a child at 15 or so, but still, it&#8217;s a pretty good list of some evil kids.]]></description>
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		<title>The middle of the road is not a good place to work on your tan</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 20:36:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<title>A 65 year old marriage, ended by violent attack</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:36:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bob Strait was a paratrooper during the D-Day invasion. He declined his Purple Heart stating that he wasn&#8217;t hurt that bad and didn&#8217;t really deserve it. After coming home from WWII, Bob Strait met the girl he would marry, and they were together for sixty-five years. Right up until their house was broken into, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CISPA</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 20:35:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[A Series of Tubes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t believe that I will vote for anybody who supported SOPA, ACTA, CISPA, or any other similar bill.]]></description>
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		<title>I take back everything I said about Baseball</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 20:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I guess japan can&#8217;t get everything right&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Teachers bully autistic 10 year old, still have jobs.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 12:38:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Stuart Chaifetz heard that his son was becoming violent in class, he became concerned. He did not show this type of behavior at home or anywhere else, so why was it happening at school. To find out, he hooked up some audio equipment and recorded his son&#8217;s day. What he found was that his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to fix the declining ticket sales for the Pittsburgh Pirates</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 20:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Pittsburgh Pirates are not a good team. We haven&#8217;t really been a good team in at least a decade. There are probably a couple of ways to help with the declining ticket sales. One way, of course, is to start winning games and field a good team. I don&#8217;t really seeing that as happening, [...]]]></description>
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