2010
06.26

Suddenly discovering the internet, and subsequently that it exists solely for people to look at porn and make fun of other people, the celebrity has decided to travel across the country and put an end to…

Wait, no, that was the Jay and Silent Bob movie…

Robert Pattinson is just a douche.  In an interview with Entertainment Weekly about Kristen Stewart’s rape comment:

None of those associations came out and gave a statement [criticizing Kristen] without being called upon by the media first — who were doing it specifically to get hits on their websites. That whole system of Internet journalists, where no one is called to account, is almost entirely about hate. All these people get away with doing it because they have no responsibility to anyone. All they need is to get a salacious headline and people click on it, because it’s easy. And it’s quite good being part of these Twilight films because you have to give so many interviews all the time, you can defend yourself. That’s the only way. All of us stick together, as well. There are so many little nerds behind their computers, on their little blogs. (Hollywood Insider)

Should I feel bad that a gay vampire called me a nerd?  I’m pretty sure that I call myself a nerd all the time, so I don’t think it’s really all that bad.  I think I should also point out that, while he is complaining about the internet not being called to account for it’s actions, the whole thing is about Kristen Stewart being called to account for what she said…