2010
05.12
05.12

It’s official, we have entered the Fusion Age!
The grand nation of North Korea, under the leadership of the great Kim Il-Jong, has developed fusion power. Rejoice for all our energy woes are over. By discovering how to make clean fusion power a reality, North Korea has proven once again that they are indeed the greatest nation on our planet. This announcement was made during the birthday celebration of their founder’s birthday, which is also the greatest holiday ever, officially better than Christmas, Chanukah, and Presidents Day all rolled into one.
