09.09
So the new Rambo movie is supposed to feature genetically engineered super soldiers. From descriptions, they are supposed to be quite bestial in nature. From some descriptions, it’s also supposed to sound a lot like novel about a guy named Nathan Hunter. Whether or not any of that is true or not, I can’t say, but what I can say, is that if the effects look anything like this poster, the movie is going to suck. The poster looks like something that I threw together in MS Paint. It looks like they found a picture eyes, applied a “fur” background, then pasted teeth and an upper lip. Where the hell is the bottom lip? It’s worse than anything I’ve ever seen on Sci-Fi. I would go so far as to say worse than Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus.
Rambo was good. I liked it. I really hope that this poster has nothing to do with the movie at all and was just released to tease people and lead them astray from the really awesome movie that is being made.