09.07
I get a recommendation for this movie, and figure I’d check it out. I read a review, and I’m thinking that it will be one of those crazy Japanese movies where a paper cut causes a fountain of blood to gush forth. I was mistaken.
We are greeted with this opening scene, which is coincidentally the only scene that I can find on the internet:
It’s a kinda awkward clip of a man eating his dinner. Shortly after he eats, we are greeted by rape. And I’m not talking about implied rape, or even thinly veiled rape. I’m talking about watching three guys rape the hell out of a woman for about 10 minutes. Well, not exactly raping the hell out of her. It starts with them holding the woman down while the one guy starts going at it. Then the two guys holding her against the wall go off in the corner to, well, it looks like they are jerking off. Finally they inject the girl with a drug called Angels Rain, which makes her really horny. When he’s done, she begs for more, and the other guys then take her. It’s pretty graphic. Almost to the point of being hardcore porn. But the antics of the two goofballs jerking off in the corner just makes it awkward.
The girl escapes eventually and makes it to the hospital. She tells the the doctor everything, then jumps off the roof. The doctor then vows revenge on the mobsters who caused this girls pain. The doctor of course, does this by hypnotizing the mobsters. Now, I bet you are wondering how a doctor would hypnotize someone. Well, it’s simple, you do it with a handjob. Seriously, she strips the man down, then gives him a handjob through his boxers. Then for some reason, she smears his semen on her face and tells him that she gave him a blowjob.
I couldn’t make this stuff up folks.
Anyways, newly hypnotized yakuza go back to the apartment that they call home, and starts a fight with the other bad guys. It ends with them tying him down and dismembering him.
We are then treated to another rape scene as they capture the doctor. This time, the boss’s girl gits in on the act too. It ends with the doctor getting drugged, and biting the girls vag until it bleeds. She’s taken out to be killed, but she escapes.
It’s from here that I learn that I should pay more attention to weird movies, or maybe not pay as much attention, because it’s just really fucking weird…
We learn that the boss is impotent, and that he girls will do anything to get drugs from him.
We learn that the drug makes the girl turn into a zombie like monster.
We learn that as a monster, the girl has a zombie penis with teeth. Like if the alien from Alien had a penis to match it’s mouth. Also, we learn that for no reason at all, chick will just go to town on this thing.
And we learn that this is a bad idea, because, once again, the damn thing has teeth, and we are again, reminded of the Alien movies…
The movie continues like this, with awkward sex, violence, drugs, and a little gore until all the mobsters are killed. She then piles up enough Angel Rain to make Tony Montana proud, and after doing a nose dive in it, she falls to the floor and again becomes the crazy zombie thing.
In all, it was a weird movie. It borders on porn, but they keep doing things that make it completely unerotic. It doesn’t have nearly enough gore or blood to fit in with movies like Machine Girl. It’s like they tried to make it so many different things, but failed.
Also, while finishing this up, I did find another video of the trailer, and it does include some footage of the zombie blowjob…