2009
08.09

This is another one of those cases where I show you a trailer for something out of Japan, and just have no way to explain it.  Just watch it, it’s a Japanese giant monster movie, but it’s also got some kind of growing sumo wrestler.  And I think that one monster has his eyeball on the end of his penis, and fights by whipping it around.  Plus, I think he was jerking it off for a little bit.  And that other one looked like it had radioactive nipples…