Xaotik Designs

First, I don’t think I needed to see Mr. Statham with an erection…

Second, I really hope that they keep this series going.  I want to see more and more rediculous sequels.  Why, I can picture it now…

Crank 3: Run for the Border, Chev has been infected with a virus that he has to flush out of his body.  The only way to do so?  He has to empty his digestive system, from one end to the other, and he only has an hour.  This leads to an hour of Chev running around the city killing mobsters and looking for bathrooms.  For the last half hour, we are treated to Chev in a diaper, constantly eating mexican food to flush his system out.  This movie will be almost completely funded by Taco Bell.