05.29
It looks like Xenu is reaching out from his hidden prison to effect us in our waking world. Through dreams and dark agents, he is working to neutralize his enemies, until the day written in prophecy that the stars are right and he can rise once again to plunge the world into an orgy of murder and chaos. Wait, that’s Cthulhu, not Xenu. That’s not really something that’s happening, and fool would know that. Or at least any fool that isn’t a brainwashed cultist who couldn’t tell crappy poorly written science fiction from religion…
First France puts them on trial, and now Wikipedia has locked out all of their IP addresses. Yup, it’s a bad time to be a scientologist. Or, actually, if your job was to edit Wikipedia articles to make them more pro Scientology, then it may be a good time. Since they can’t edit from the office anymore, I’m guessing that a lot of them will be working from home and making any edits there. That is if they think of doing so, which is doubtful, as thinking isn’t a Scientologist’s strong point…
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