2009
05.30
05.30
OK, if there was something that would get me into Scientology, it would be hot naked chicks dancing for me. Hell, if they made the audit process more like a lap dance, I don’t think anybody would care that you have to spend thousands of dollars to have it done.
Tom Cruise would still be in the closet however…
On a side note, this chick is kinda funny, not in a $19.99 a month to join her website funny, but I’d probably go see a movie if she was in it. Even if it wasn’t a porno.