2009
05.11

An addendum to my previous post about mens room ettiquette, I would like to add these few more:

  1. You don’t take food into the men’s room.  While it may be tempting, it is suggested to leave the food at your table.
  2. Wash your hands.  Please, don’t get your penis funk on everything you touch after you leave the restroom.  It’s just a little nasty.
  3. And lastly, if you do decide to break these rules, please don’t break both at the same time.  If you come into the restroom with a bag of chips, and set them by the sink, for the love of all that is good, please wash your hands prior to picking them up and eating them.  Is that too much to ask?

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