05.13
So, I saw earlier that Deadpool was going to be in the Hulk Vs. Wolverine, and after seeing that it was available on Netflix, figured what the hell, and had it sent.
First, the name is pretty much incorrect. Hulk doesn’t really fight Wolverine very much. Instead, there is about a minute of fighting, then a little bit of tracking, then Hulk and Wolverine are kidnapped by the Weapon X guys. Enter flashback to when Wolverine joins the Weapon X program. Here we get to see Deadpool (who shouldn’t be here yet because he came after Wolverine, being promised his healing factore to help fight his cancer), Lady Deathstrike (Who’s father made the adamantium bonding process, but actually was herself made by Spiral’s crew), Omega Red (Who was actually Russia’s answer to Captian America. He did join with Wolverine and Sabertooth for Team X, but that was a CIA team, not Canadian), and Sabertooth (OK, he actually belongs here…) talk with Prof Thornton about killing Wolverine because he is uncontrollable (these guys are calling someone else uncontrollable?). Instead Wolverine breaks out and then we are suddenly back in the present.
Thornton intends to use the Hulk as a new Weapon X. Deadpool wants to kill babies (they creep him out). Bruce Banner acts like a wuss, and Wolverine has to fight the intire group of bad guys. The best part of the fight is when Deadpool gets his arm cut off, and he has to try and figure out what order the peices go in order to reattach the limb.
Eventually Banner hulks out again, the bad guys get their butts kicked and we are treated to another 30 seconds of Hulk Vs. Wolverine.
All in all, it wasn’t bad, but it also wasn’t good.