2009
05.04
05.04
Holy shit pickles people! The BBC is reporting about a new strain of the swine flue that is actually capible of keeping it’s victims alive, as well as resusitating a dead victim for up to two hours!
After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.” BBC
I’m stocking up on shot gun shells now. I suggest you do the same. Then we should go camping. I know the perfect place in the woods where we can do drugs and have all the premarital sex we want! What could go wrong?
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