03.26
But I always thought that Kathy Griffin was a little hot. I know, it’s weird. It’s been like one of my deepest darkest secrets for quite some time now. Recently however, I got to see a bit more of Kathy than I have ever seen. While shooting an episode of her show, she had Paris Hilton on, and I guess was trying to out slut Paris or something, because she flashed her panties at the crowd.
Sure, she’s probably old enough to be my mom. Sure those aren’t the sexiest of panties. And sure, she’s hanging out with Paris. But I tell you, this chick is a cougar, and as a D-list celebrity, I’m sure I probably have a chance.
So Kathy, should you happen to read this, I’d like to let you know that my high school mascot was the cougar, so if you want, give me a call, and I’ll show you some school spirit.