2009
02.23

All my friends keep getting vicoden.  While sure, they get them for medical reasons, but you know what, I’ve had legitimate reasons also.

Even when I got my concussion, and half my face was a giant bruise, and my back and shoulder got all messed up, I didn’t get anything more than a couple of tylenol.  Seriously, I got friends who go to the hospital for stubbed toes and they just shovel them full of happy pills.  Me, I get bones reset with with nothing but a promise that they wouldn’t make it hurt too much.

Now, it’s not that I am a drug addict, and I’m not going to go out and hit myself with hammers until I can get my fix.  I’m just a little bitter is all.  Of course, it’s probably my fault since I never actually go to the doctor when shit happens…

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