02.25
I always pictured that I’d have a nice family room in which I would sit in a golden thrown built into the skull of a T-Rex or Styracosaurus, but my millions have yet to roll in, so I am left with a cheaper alternative.
Life sized dinosaur bone pillows. Unfortunately, these aren’t retail, these are works of art, which means that I can’t just swing over to Target and pick up my Triceretops jaw throw pillow or pelvic bone love seat…
OK, I don’t really know what I would do with all of these, but I do want them. I also could use the pretty asian girls to lay around with them as well. Perhaps I could kill two birds with one stone and find pretty asian girls in sweat shops that I could “rescue” and force to sew me dinosaur shaped pillows here in the states.