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I have seen your latest ad campaign. I’ve seen the banned commercial that you wanted aired on the Super Bowl. I understand that you think that by putting sexy women and vegatables together you will want us to not eat meat and go get a nice salad…
It really is nice, truely, I am never one to complain about girls geting naked, or frollicking with various food products, however, there are other food products that may just be a lot better.
The Bacon Bra. The epitome of food lingerie. It’s bacon, and tits. I don’t think that there is really much more to say than that.
Now what we need is to have a group of of girls together to do things like this but with various meat products. The tag line on the end, “You can eat lower on the food chain, but it’s better to fuck at the top.” Or something, I’m not that creative when I’m busy drooling over bacon tits.