12.17
So, I had an idea one day…
What if they made a strap on, but for a guy. A strap on that would give him two penises, thus enabling him to go for double penetration, all by himself. Well, on the way home from work tonight, I figured I would stop by the local adult novelties store. Anyways, it looks like someone already beat me to the punch. Now, I have to say that my design was a little better than the one that I saw.
This thing strapped on below the penis. Now, I don’t know how many of you are familiar with the male genetalia, but below the penis, lay the testicles. It had a ring to go around the penis and a ring to go around the balls. From the looks of it, I’m guessing that an overactive humping session could be pretty painful on the twins. They aren’t exactly designed for driving a dildo home. I’m going to guess that after using it, you’ll probably be sterile, but what a way to go.
A quick google search upon my return home revealed that even my idea has been created. I guess it’s back to the drawing board if I want to be the Thomas Edison of the sex toy industry.
Now, I’m more than willing to purchase one of these and try it out for the sake of science. Even publishing a review here. First however, I will need some money. While I can buy it all on my own, I do not think I would be able to afford the present that I would need to buy my girlfriend in order make her even contemplate my using this on her. I mean, it’s probably going to take more carets to than would be used to feed all the rabbits in the world. We’re talking a lot of cash…