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Wait, did I say worst? I meant Best Damn Magician. Ever. The guy is like if Harry Potter and Gandalf made a baby, and that baby started doing birthdays and bar mitzvahs.

I saw Queens Blade on Netflix one day, and added it to my queue. I saw the scantily clad girl on the cover and thought nothing of it, all girls in a fantasy setting tend to be scantily clad. I put it on one day, then started doing something else, just glancing over every now and then to see what was going on. This went on for most of the episode, until I looked up and noticed that the half naked (half armored?) lady was fighting some kind of winged demon lady. Pretty normal faire for a fantasy setting, except the demon was naked except for what appeared to be a combination hand/hair bra, as in, it would have been hair, except it ended in hands, which gently cupped the boobs. Perhaps a picture would be better way to relate what I’m talking about…

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Like most people, I happen to like several British shows. I love Top Gear. Red Dwarf was freaking awesome. I never really got into The Office, but it did introduce me to Ricky Gervais, and I think he’s pretty funny. I could do without Dr. Who though. In fact, how about we trade Dr. Who with this show? Or any show that puts British ladies into leather outfits.

Pretty interesting music video with some great visuals. Probably shouldn’t watch it at work, since I think I saw some boobies in there.

I feed I should note that I used to be a Boy Scout, and as such, I was trained by experts in how to tie things up. Not to toot my own horn, but I was also the best in my troop when it came to knots and rope. We never did anything like this in Boy Scouts, but I’m willing to adapt my prior knowledge with these new techniques.

I had Four Loko once, maybe twice before, and neither time did I think that it was something that I wanted to keep drinking. It’s not that it got me too drunk or that I died or anything, I just don’t think it tasted all that great.

I can remember making nonsensical videos like this with The Movies, only I didn’t have an option for giant boobs back then…